Quirky Couple Champions Gifts

Toothbrush Romance

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Cat Towels

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Inappropriate Snowmen

A Prickly Pair

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"So that's where you were last night."

"Am I through to the next round?"

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Prison Romance.

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'We were made for each other.'

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Don't tell him anything."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'