Quirky Couple Adventures Pillows

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"So that's where you were last night."

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Prison Romance.

"Don't tell him anything."

Graffitti.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'We were made for each other.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'