Quirky Couple Moments Pillows

"So that's where you were last night."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Cat Towels

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Advanced footsie

Inappropriate Snowmen

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

A Prickly Pair

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Don't tell him anything."

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

Prison Romance.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

'Here's one I made earlier.'