Quirky Chef Admirer Gifts

"This is how it works. If you burn the fish it's "blackened cajun delight". And if you can't be stuffed cooking it, it's called Sashimi!"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Bangers and Mash

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

GMOs: The Next Generation

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Stupid Microwave

Amy Sedaris

Kentucky Fried Horse

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Cheese Secret

"Tastes great, less killing!"

TV Chef Cooking Range

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

'What the devil is that?

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Artichoking victim

Octopi a la mode.

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

'White beetroot?' 'I bleached them.'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

Our Troubled Chowders

101 things to do with lutefisk.

Chernobyl Chow