Quirky Business Communicator Gifts

'I always bring this with me to break the ice.'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Boss's Desk Says No!

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

"Any questions?"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'Modern romance'

"No, I don't think you have 'multiple personality disorder'. In fact, I don't think you have a personality at all."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'We need to boost our earnings by giving our earnings a boost.'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"I speak Latin, you know."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Boss to employee: 'You think you've got burnout? Are you sure it's not dry rot?'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Cat Boss

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'

Fisher, this memo of yours, it needs more punch