Quirky Business Communicator Pillows

'I always bring this with me to break the ice.'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Boss's Desk Says No!

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

"Any questions?"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"I speak Latin, you know."

'We need to boost our earnings by giving our earnings a boost.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"No, I don't think you have 'multiple personality disorder'. In fact, I don't think you have a personality at all."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'Modern romance'

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

Fisher, this memo of yours, it needs more punch

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'

Boss to employee: 'You think you've got burnout? Are you sure it's not dry rot?'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

Cat Boss