Quirky Beverage Collectors Pillows

"No kidding? This stuff comes in bottles too?"

'A cheeky red?'

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Baloneystini

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'Too dressy?'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

Crystal Ball Plug

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'You caught it! You clean it!'

Goldfish funeral

Vampire afternoon tea.

Black Forest Collectibles.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

Art Museum vs Refrigerator Artwork

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

Flagrant foul - $5

"Each person sees himself as a uniquely precious miracle of life but honestly, to me they all taste like chicken."