Quirky Beard Lover Pillows

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I love you, you big fool."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Emergency Hipster Beard

Joined at the hipster.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

wattle covers

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

The Beard in the Stone

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'Long shift?'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Bearded Leftie.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Organic

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Official Team Cap With Beard

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"I noticed a few browns."

A stylized man in pyjamas

"It makes you look old."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

"I've made a terrible mistake."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.