Quirky Answer Collector Pillows

Schoolboy answering a question

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Toadstools

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Piranhaclaus

Raincloud Umbrella

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Ice shelfie.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

It's great for pulling the birds!