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Security at the Smaller Airports

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Fight or Flight

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Welsh airport arrivals.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Disinformation booth.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Hell: The Airport"

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."