Quiet Pet Fan Pillows

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'They sure have small litters.'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"Curiosity."

Dog

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

"She's a weiner cat."

Some Zoomies

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

Tandem cyclists

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

"Is this your work?"

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

Fish Tricks

'It's another fax from your dog.'

"You may find your therapy parrot soothing, but others don't!"

"Oh, stop complaining—you know she's terrified of the nail clippers."

'You ask him to leave.'

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

Flee Collars.

'No, not from having children. These are fetch marks.'

Spoit Dog/ "You can lead her to tap water,but you can't make her drink."

Man carrying prey is about to crash into woman carrying a cat.