Quiet Diners Gifts

'I hope when we're older we'll be able to communicate without even speaking words.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Can I have flies with that'

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'How would you like your toast?'

"The waiter said he wouldn't recommend the octopus, so what do you order? The octopus."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

Sushi Train Spotters

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"A votre sante!"

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

Chicken Coupe.

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

You know, Lars, you really should ask the waiter for a whine list. If it weren't for the fact that I can see the spelling in your word balloon, that insult would have gone right over my head.

"Just a drop."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

A train's dining car is a diner.

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

Big Boy Foot

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

"So, you're staying in then?"

Mum's Diner - you finish those veggies!