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"What's happened to Quiche?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

French wine

Give quiche a chance!

Cheese

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Some scents are nonsense.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Pheromones.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"At ease!"

Big Cheese

Musical Note Nail

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

Carpe diem

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

John Humphreys

The Pie Chart of Mystery