Quiche Aficionado Mugs

"What's happened to Quiche?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

French wine

Give quiche a chance!

Cheese

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Some scents are nonsense.

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Whine and cheezed party."

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

Pheromones.

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"At ease!"

Big Cheese

Musical Note Nail

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

Carpe diem

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

The Pie Chart of Mystery

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."