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'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"Trail mix?"

The Main Types of Cheese

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Cheese

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

The Running of the Brie

"What's happened to Quiche?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

Future Wrestler

'Has someone cut the cheese?'

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Fresh-raked leaves?"