Quibble Enthusiast Gifts

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Football Crazy strip six

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Children's questions

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

Death Watch

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

Penfriend

So, do you have any hidden talents?

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

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