Quibble Enthusiast Mugs

At the rubber chicken factory. . .

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Football Crazy strip six

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Children's questions

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'What's wrong with you?'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

Death Watch

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Penfriend

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

So, do you have any hidden talents?

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

Another Cerebral Question. The future is right in front of us and we can't see it. The past is behind us and we can see it. What kind of logic is that?!

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"

"Mind if I ask a Bloody Good Question?"

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

"We're all good here. . . thanks anyway."