Queue Etiquette Enforcer Pillows

'Friend of mine got in the express lane with 16 items. I never saw her again.'

Lynching on social media

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

'Why does the vicar keep saying 'Bless you' when nobody is sneezing?'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Sunday Sermon: Let he who has not sinned cast the first blog.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"I've warned you about your offensive touching. Keep your hands off your face!"

"You do realize you’re serving with the murder weapon?"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Three people waiting in a queue.

'I'm having the shrimp scampi. How about you?'

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

"You know I hate when you check your messages at the table."

"For persistent coughers."

"Sir, your sitting here and drinking coffee while simply musing is making our guests uncomfortable."

'Wait a minute...did you just double-dip?'

"If they really come in peace, where are their fruit baskets?"