Queue Buster Pillows

'Uh - oh... it seems the cashout queue was really long today...'

"How long had he been waiting to have his call answered?"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

The First Commuters

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

Time-Off Coupons

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Beach Bouncer

"Been waiting long?"

"Please stay on the line for the next available agent - unless, of course, you are feeling tired, very tired, or maybe hungry. . ."

Young against old

'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

Supermarket traffic lights.

The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'

Our menu has changed. To hear this message again, press 1. To hang up, press 2.

A long wait

"Go. The sign has a bigger impact when someone's just sitting there."

'Any chance of utilising the Global Positioning System to forecast the length of the canteen queues?'

'You've heard, they're going to close this. . . lack of business.'