Queue Etiquette Enforcer T-Shirts

'Friend of mine got in the express lane with 16 items. I never saw her again.'

Lynching on social media

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

'Why does the vicar keep saying 'Bless you' when nobody is sneezing?'

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

A guy steals popcorn from the man sitting next to him.

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

"I've warned you about your offensive touching. Keep your hands off your face!"

"Sorry, guys, forgot I was back in the office."

"You do realize you’re serving with the murder weapon?"

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Sunday Sermon: Let he who has not sinned cast the first blog.

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"Would passengers sitting in the Quiet Zone please...Shut the F**K UP!"

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

Three people waiting in a queue.

'I'm having the shrimp scampi. How about you?'

"You know I hate when you check your messages at the table."

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

'Wait a minute...did you just double-dip?'

"For persistent coughers."