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"Thought so - you didn't wipe your feet!"

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Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Wash your hands

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."