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'Don't try to be a hero, Bob! Do what he says -- cough up the football!'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

Disco Owls

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Little ship of horrors

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"Too mean for hell?....Welcome to heaven, Mr. Butkus."

Owl Through Time

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

Owl

'Look at this mess! Egg everywhere! You're benched, Collins. I have no use for a quarterback who can't scramble.'

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