Quarterback Enthusiast Prints

'Don't try to be a hero, Bob! Do what he says -- cough up the football!'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Little ship of horrors

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

Disco Owls

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"I'm more of a day owl."

Owl Through Time

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

"Too mean for hell?....Welcome to heaven, Mr. Butkus."

"You're back! You're really back...!"

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

Owl

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.