Future Quarterback Prints

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

Football Fans

Exercising

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Children playing football.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

A boy with a football

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

'That was one of the most beautiful blocks I've ever seen; but you were supposed to carry the ball on that play.'

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

Big Football

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"The next time the baby kicks give him this."

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

'Look at this mess! Egg everywhere! You're benched, Collins. I have no use for a quarterback who can't scramble.'

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

"It's your turn, kid."

'I'm working on the report for the third quarter as we speak.'

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."