Future Quarterback T-Shirts

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

Football Fans

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Exercising

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Children playing football.

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

A boy with a football

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

'That was one of the most beautiful blocks I've ever seen; but you were supposed to carry the ball on that play.'

Big Football

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

"The next time the baby kicks give him this."

'Look at this mess! Egg everywhere! You're benched, Collins. I have no use for a quarterback who can't scramble.'

Sports Bar. Do you even do any fantasy sports? Only when I'm making a bet on my favorite team.

"It's your turn, kid."

'I'm working on the report for the third quarter as we speak.'

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

It's tough being a quarterback in a new year's eve game. All the receivers want to drop the ball.

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'