Quantum Quirks Gifts

"We quantum physicists put a little extra bounce in our step, and hey, you never know!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'I come from the future - any questions?'

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Schrodinger's kittens

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

Shrodinger's cat: I may or many not be missing.

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

The Quantum Mechanic...

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

"He would rather die than salivate!"

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

The Yearly News

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

Neutrinos travel faster than light!

"Schrödinger's other cat"

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

"There's no such thing as a stupid question -- There are, however, stupid Google searches."

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."