Quantum Cowboy Gifts

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Evolution.

"Careful! He knows computers."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

Wild West Text Showdown

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

John Wayne

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

Zoom Rodeos

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

'Ok, one of y'all has x-ray vision! Which one? Tell me!'

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"The new guy says he's a data wrangler."

'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'Dr Bertam works on a theory of nothing.'

In concert with Garth Vader

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

Cowboys playing guitar video games.

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

Gary Cooper

'Pavlov's dog eating Schrodinger's cat'

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

Artistic Licence.

Schrodinger's Cow

"I got a text from Black Bart. What does a sideways frowny face mean?"