Quacker At Heart Gifts

Duck protest march

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

Fred questions whether Dr. McWit's Quick Draw Stress Tests are AMA approved.

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

The nuclear physicist's duck.

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."

Veterinary Clinic. No, it's not a "wading" room.

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

"Betty, we're paying through the nose for that plastic surgery! Just look at that visa and discovery bill!"

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Rocks The Vote

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine).

New-Age junk diet.

'Call me crazy, Earl, but I get the feeling those ducks were expecting us!'

'i thought I'd held him get rid of his chronic depression . . .'

I like a screw-cap for the convenience, but I like a cork for

"Please don't call me names because you're feeling down in the mouth."

Dead ducks

'It's too nice a day to sit around inside -- why don't you go out and conquer something?'

Doctor to nurse about duck: 'Walks like a duck, looks like a duck, but I need some more quacking tests first.'

'Yes, I can give you lipo-suction and a face-lift, Mrs Gribbs, but I must warn you that it won't change the fact that basically, way deep down and underneath it all, you're really a duck.'

'OK, that was funny, but before you quack like me again, be aware that the Duck Season is open...'

Geese