Pyramid Scheme Critic Gifts

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

Tempest in a Teapot

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

The Price of Freedom

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

Corporate Greed.

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Money is life's report card."

"Sir, your greed is showing."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

The two faces of capitalism.

Capitalism and Consumers

Making money for investors is simple

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

Desk at the Horizon

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

Grand Canyon Viewing

Michael Moore