Pyramid Scheme Critic T-Shirts

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

The Price of Freedom

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Corporate Greed.

"Sir, your greed is showing."

"Money is life's report card."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

The two faces of capitalism.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Capitalism and Consumers

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

"I think he's been capitalised!"

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

Grand Canyon Viewing

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

Desk at the Horizon