Puss In Boots Planner Gifts

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Babies.

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Santa relaxes by Fire

School Trip To The Beach

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

Long-range planning

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

Chess Chef

'Oh yes, the market may fall, but trust me, we always land on our feet.'

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

Gracie cuts the bottom branches off the Christmas tree to make room for presents.

Acme Crazy Straws