Pepper Planner Gifts

Chess Chef

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Babies.

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

"One day son, all this will be yours."

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

School Trip To The Beach

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

Long-range planning

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

"Why do I always have to get the cheese?"

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'