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"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Babies.

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

Santa relaxes by Fire

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

School Trip To The Beach

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Long-range planning

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

Chess Chef

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

'Oh yes, the market may fall, but trust me, we always land on our feet.'

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

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Gracie cuts the bottom branches off the Christmas tree to make room for presents.