Purses T-Shirts

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

Carefree luggage.

Maybe clean out your wallet

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Honey! We're home!"

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

'Oh, Joey's left home alright, but you know how it is, kids never really move out...'

'Stop staring at my purse!'

'You like my new purse? Now let's find you a new jacket with LOTS of BIG POCKETS!'

"Holding her purse? First time?"

The apocalypse everyone has feared is finally here. Hi, I'm Theron Heir. I write Rudy Park. That's it? A scrawny guy in flip-flops and bermuda shorts, wearing a man-purse? Don't provoke him. Anything can be in that man-purse. I would think the apocalypse would be taller.

I love going away, but I think I love coming home just as much.

"I hate packing for trips."

The Economic Crisis

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

"I decided against monogrammed initials for privacy reasons."

"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"

"Be honest – is my pouch starting to sag?"

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

'I wish they could make one that would find things in your purse.'

'Since I split from his Mum I've had him for weekends.'

"I've heard that men who venture in there can get lost forever."

'It's an open and shut case.'

Edwards Air Force Base Baggage Hall.

-Could you hurry please... I need it for the first race at Newmarket (at the bank loan desk).