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"Holding her purse? First time?"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Latest Railway Marvel.

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

'You said bring something blue-veined to go with vintage port.'

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

'Stop staring at my purse!'

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

'You like my new purse? Now let's find you a new jacket with LOTS of BIG POCKETS!'

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

Undergraduate talking to college porter

Man pushing elderly lady in a wheelchair.

The Economic Crisis

'I think your portfolio earnings may have just qualified for a high-five!'

Janitor mops the floor.

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

The beard and moustache movement - lady approached by bearded railway guards thinks she is being attacked by brigands

Pocket protectors...

"I decided against monogrammed initials for privacy reasons."

A dilemma at a train station.

"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"

Railway porter asking a soldier 'What class?'

'...and don't ever unlock the left door!...'

'I wish they could make one that would find things in your purse.'