Purse Porter Pro Pillows

"Holding her purse? First time?"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Latest Railway Marvel.

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'You said bring something blue-veined to go with vintage port.'

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

'Stop staring at my purse!'

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

'You like my new purse? Now let's find you a new jacket with LOTS of BIG POCKETS!'

The Economic Crisis

Undergraduate talking to college porter

Janitor mops the floor.

'I think your portfolio earnings may have just qualified for a high-five!'

The apocalypse everyone has feared is finally here. Hi, I'm Theron Heir. I write Rudy Park. That's it? A scrawny guy in flip-flops and bermuda shorts, wearing a man-purse? Don't provoke him. Anything can be in that man-purse. I would think the apocalypse would be taller.

Man pushing elderly lady in a wheelchair.

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

The beard and moustache movement - lady approached by bearded railway guards thinks she is being attacked by brigands

Pocket protectors...

'...and don't ever unlock the left door!...'

"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"

Railway porter asking a soldier 'What class?'

A dilemma at a train station.

"I decided against monogrammed initials for privacy reasons."