Purse Protector Pillows

The Economic Crisis

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

No Soliciting

"Don't even think about it."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

"My wife is constantly invading my personal space. I think she gets it from her family."

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

"Don't invade his space."

'Halt! User name and password.'

Save me versus Feed me.

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

Unbelievable! Who keeps taking by @#$% pens?

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"When you changed your magic word, did you remember to include 2 upper case letters, 2 numbers, and a special character?"

Don't use your dog's name as a password