Pouch Protector Pillows

'Oh, Joey's left home alright, but you know how it is, kids never really move out...'

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

No Soliciting

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Don't even think about it."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Toys

Hell No Kitty

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"That's just not the real me."

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

'You've had enough!'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Unbelievable! Who keeps taking by @#$% pens?

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'