Pouch Enthusiast Pillows

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'Since I split from his Mum I've had him for weekends.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Pillows in love.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Eventual Motion Machine

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"