Pouch Perfectionists Pillows

"Be honest – is my pouch starting to sag?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

Surreal ale

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'Quick, press control Z!'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Besties Photo

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Sleeping on the Job

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Quality Contorl.

I'm home-schooling him.

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

Ventriloquist's fete

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'He has a great left hook,'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Decorating a column.

I love Pottery.

'I'm a house-husband.'

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

Potter