Pouch Perfectionists Mugs

"Be honest – is my pouch starting to sag?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Surreal ale

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'Quick, press control Z!'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Besties Photo

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Sleeping on the Job

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Quality Contorl.

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Ventriloquist's fete

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

'He has a great left hook,'

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

Decorating a column.

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

I love Pottery.

'I'm a house-husband.'

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

Potter