Pouch Enthusiast Gifts

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'Since I split from his Mum I've had him for weekends.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Pillows in love.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Eventual Motion Machine

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Wearing all black