Pouch Packer Pillows

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

The IRS emptied my pouch.

Behind Every Stupid Man

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'Men pack. Women move.'

Up your end.

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

'I'm a house-husband.'

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

'Oh, Joey's left home alright, but you know how it is, kids never really move out...'

Fishing

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

A choice of sandwiches

"I hate packing for trips."

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'

'I think you might've over-packed, We'll only be gone for an hour,'

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'How about a few of the pretty pink and yellow ones today, dear.'

"Be honest – is my pouch starting to sag?"

Teddy Bear Luggage

'It's a sack lunch. What did you expect?'