Bag Packer Pillows

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

The experienced backpacker.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Heading off with a packed bag

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Luggage Mom

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

'Men will never understand.'

Up your end.

'Men pack. Women move.'

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Holiday Luggage

"I've scanned all our clothes into our computer and emailed them to the hotel we'll be staying at."

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."