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'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

The experienced backpacker.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

That one has all the batteries!

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Heading off with a packed bag

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Luggage Mom

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Men will never understand.'

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

'Men pack. Women move.'

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

Up your end.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Holiday Luggage

"I've scanned all our clothes into our computer and emailed them to the hotel we'll be staying at."

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."