Pouch Packer Mugs

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

That one has all the batteries!

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

The IRS emptied my pouch.

Behind Every Stupid Man

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Up your end.

'Men pack. Women move.'

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

'I'm a house-husband.'

'Oh, Joey's left home alright, but you know how it is, kids never really move out...'

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

Fishing

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

A choice of sandwiches

"I hate packing for trips."

'I think you might've over-packed, We'll only be gone for an hour,'

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'How about a few of the pretty pink and yellow ones today, dear.'

Hold on, that's my mom

Teddy Bear Luggage

"Be honest – is my pouch starting to sag?"