Purses Gifts

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

Carefree luggage.

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"Honey! We're home!"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

'Stop staring at my purse!'

'You like my new purse? Now let's find you a new jacket with LOTS of BIG POCKETS!'

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

'Oh, Joey's left home alright, but you know how it is, kids never really move out...'

"Holding her purse? First time?"

The Economic Crisis

"I hate packing for trips."

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

"Be honest – is my pouch starting to sag?"

"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"

"I decided against monogrammed initials for privacy reasons."

'I wish they could make one that would find things in your purse.'

Edwards Air Force Base Baggage Hall.

'It's an open and shut case.'

"I've heard that men who venture in there can get lost forever."

'Since I split from his Mum I've had him for weekends.'

-Could you hurry please... I need it for the first race at Newmarket (at the bank loan desk).

Chanel Bags at Dawn