Purr Ringtone Creator Gifts

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat Reunion

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Shelter Cat Nap

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Meowlzebub

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

Cat Burglar.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Re-home Sweet Home

"While a cure for curiosity remains elusive, it continues to take a deadly toll."

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

Who am I kidding?

"Love you!"

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

Long-range planning

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

Christmas Presents for the Cat

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

"Hold still! It says here understanding body language is key to knowing your cat."

"It has to be the chase, because, face it, ... mice don't taste that good."