Purr-fect Travelers Gifts

'Mistress loves travelling. Frankly, I would love it too if I didn't have to do it in this box...'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Giant Monster in Bath

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

"I hate it..."

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

Pets on holiday.

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

There had always been three in the relationship...

Puzzle books - Guaranteed to fry your brain.

People Holidaying in the Highlands

'As we all know your deceased Anna Clara was a devoted cat lover...'

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

Last day of school.

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

The B&B's are all full, but we have managed to find you a field!

Who the Heck is That?! - Find out 50?.

A couple riding a large tortoise

Hitchhiking tourists.

Children welcome in a hotel (as long as they're grown up).

Excess Baggage: If you are worried about your brand new designer luggage, do not watch them load it on the plane.

hitchhiking dog outside a pet shop