Purple Lightning Enthusiast Pillows

"No, but I saw Purple Rain."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Tedious Romantic.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Purple dress

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

The Fuse

I love my cape

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The beer idea.

"I call it angle-poise"

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Flower lamp.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Nuclear energy?

Illuminating agricultural production

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

"I stand corrected..."